silly jokes III?
Teacher: “Matthew where does your mother come from?”
“Alaska, Miss”
“Don’t bother I’ll ask her myself.”
“Right class don’t shuffle your feet when you walk into assembly, pick them up.”
“When we’ve picked them up, should we carry them in our bags?”
English teacher:
Boy, were you copying Fred’s work?
No, Sir just checking that he’d got mine right!
Philip, [...]