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silly jokes III?
Teacher: “Matthew where does your mother come from?”
“Alaska, Miss”
“Don’t bother I’ll ask her myself.”
“Right class don’t shuffle your feet when you walk into assembly, pick them up.”
“When we’ve picked them up, should we carry them in our bags?”
English teacher:
Boy, were you copying Fred’s work?
No, Sir just checking that he’d got mine right!
Philip, please do not hum whilst reading your
English text book
I’m not reading, Sir, just humming
Do French children say ‘mercy’ after school dinners?
Marion, it’s time for your violin lessons
Oh, fiddle!
Nemesis why have you been banned from cooking?
Well father I burnt something.
Doesn’t sound that serious!
It was the entire Home economics block!
Dangerous maths in jungle: add 4 + 4 you get ate?
Son would you like a pocket calculator for your birthday?
No thanks, Dad. I know how many pockets I’ve got.
i likey
sounds like some stupid things my mam used to say
Katie’s Waltz (Fiddle Time Joggers) ~ Violin
